{"id":2283,"date":"2011-02-08T05:27:28","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T05:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=2283"},"modified":"2011-03-22T01:24:45","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T01:24:45","slug":"1872-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/08\/1872-43\/","title":{"rendered":"Colosse f\u00e9minin, citadelle charnue, \u2014 1872 (43)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>La ligue des po\u00e8tes<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">La femme grasse<br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\nColosse f\u00e9minin, citadelle charnue,<br \/>\nElle tra\u00eene en soufflant son corps pharamineux.<br \/>\nRien qu\u2019\u00e0 lever un doigt, elle rougit et sue.<br \/>\nOter, mettre ses bas, travail vertigineux\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Pour contenie sa taille, o\u00f9 la graisse remue,<br \/>\nIl n\u2019est pas de lacets, de cordons ni de n\u0153uds.<br \/>\nSpectacle plein d\u2019horreur\u00a0! On voit, quand elle est nue,<br \/>\nTrembloter vaguement ses seins g\u00e9latineux.<\/p>\n<p>Elle est femme, pourtant. Colombe po\u00e9tique,<br \/>\nIl faut \u00e0 ses baisers quelque jeune homme \u00e9tique,<br \/>\nDepuis que son mari, vaillant jouteur, n\u2019est plus.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e9las\u00a0! un accident le ravit \u00e0 sa flamme.<br \/>\nSur sa couche, une nuit, r\u00eavant, la pauvre dame<br \/>\nSe retourna si mal qu\u2019elle s\u2019assit dessus\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><strong>H\u00e9g\u00e9sippe Cler <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Q8\u00a0 T15<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La ligue des po\u00e8tes La femme grasse Colosse f\u00e9minin, citadelle charnue, Elle tra\u00eene en soufflant son corps pharamineux. Rien qu\u2019\u00e0 lever un doigt, elle rougit et sue. Oter, mettre ses bas, travail vertigineux\u00a0! Pour contenie sa taille, o\u00f9 la graisse remue, Il n\u2019est pas de lacets, de cordons ni de n\u0153uds. Spectacle plein d\u2019horreur\u00a0! On &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/08\/1872-43\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Colosse f\u00e9minin, citadelle charnue, \u2014 1872 (43)<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1357,1347,1112,1119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-malh","category-carn","category-q08","category-t15-ccd-eed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2283"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10963,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions\/10963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}