{"id":2981,"date":"2011-02-09T08:04:38","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T08:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=2981"},"modified":"2011-03-20T17:39:23","modified_gmt":"2011-03-20T17:39:23","slug":"1882-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/09\/1882-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Coiffeur ! tu me trompais, quand, par tes artifices, \u2014 1882 (8)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; <strong>Dr G.C. (Camuset\u00a0?)<\/strong> in <em>G.J. Witkowski\u00a0: Anecdotes m\u00e9dicales<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Calvitie<br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\nCoiffeur\u00a0! tu me trompais, quand, par tes artifices,<br \/>\nTu disais raffermir mes cheveux d\u00e9faillants,<br \/>\nCeux qu\u2019avaient \u00e9pargn\u00e9s tes fers aux mors br\u00fblants,<br \/>\nTu les assassinais d\u2019eaux r\u00e9g\u00e9n\u00e9ratrices.\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Tu m\u2019as caus\u00e9, coiffeur, de si grands pr\u00e9judices,<br \/>\nQue je te voudrais voir, ayant perdu le sens,<br \/>\nSur toi-m\u00eame \u00e9puiser tes drogues corruptrices<br \/>\nEt tourner contre toi des engins mafaisants.<\/p>\n<p>Ainsi, quand l\u2019ouragan s\u2019abat sur la futaie,<br \/>\nD\u2019un souffle destructeur il arrache et balaie<br \/>\nLa verte frondaison qui jonche le chemin.<\/p>\n<p>Au bocage pareil, mon front est sans myst\u00e8re,<br \/>\nIl ne me reste plus un cheveu sur la terre,<br \/>\nEt je g\u00e9mis, songeant au cr\u00e2ne de Robin*<\/p>\n<p>* Professeur d\u2019histologie \u00e0 la Facult\u00e9 de Paris<\/p>\n<p>Q14\u00a0 T15<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Dr G.C. (Camuset\u00a0?) in G.J. Witkowski\u00a0: Anecdotes m\u00e9dicales Calvitie Coiffeur\u00a0! tu me trompais, quand, par tes artifices, Tu disais raffermir mes cheveux d\u00e9faillants, Ceux qu\u2019avaient \u00e9pargn\u00e9s tes fers aux mors br\u00fblants, Tu les assassinais d\u2019eaux r\u00e9g\u00e9n\u00e9ratrices.\u00a0! Tu m\u2019as caus\u00e9, coiffeur, de si grands pr\u00e9judices, Que je te voudrais voir, ayant perdu le sens, Sur &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/09\/1882-8\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Coiffeur ! tu me trompais, quand, par tes artifices, \u2014 1882 (8)<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1357,1347,1134,1119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-malh","category-carn","category-q14-abba-abab","category-t15-ccd-eed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2981"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10837,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981\/revisions\/10837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}