{"id":2998,"date":"2011-02-09T08:16:48","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T08:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=2998"},"modified":"2011-03-20T17:37:42","modified_gmt":"2011-03-20T17:37:42","slug":"1882-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/09\/1882-13\/","title":{"rendered":"– Foutons-nous, mon \u00e2me, foutons-nous dare-dare, \u2014 1882 (13)"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Alcide Bonneau<\/strong> (trad) Sonnets luxurieux de l\u2019Ar\u00e9tin<\/em><\/p>\n

Sonnet I
\n<\/span>
\n– Foutons-nous, mon \u00e2me, foutons-nous dare-dare,
\nPuisque pour foutre nous sommes tous n\u00e9s\u00a0;
\nSi tu adores le vit, moi j\u2019aime le con,
\nLe monde serait un rien qui vaille sans cela.<\/p>\n

Et si post mortem <\/em>il \u00e9tait permis de foutre,
\nJe te dirais\u00a0: Foutons jusques \u00e0 en mourir\u00a0;
\nApr\u00e8s, nous irons foutre Adam et Eve,
\nQui furent cause de la malencontreuse mort.<\/p>\n

– Vraiment, c\u2019est vrai\u00a0; car si les sc\u00e9l\u00e9rats
\nN\u2019avaient mang\u00e9 la tra\u00eetresse de pommes\u00a0;
\nJe sais bien que les amants ne cesseraient de jouir.<\/p>\n

Mais laissons aller les b\u00eatises\u00a0; et jusques au c\u0153ur
\nPlante-moi ton v\u00eet\u00a0: fais que de moi jaillisse
\nL\u2019\u00e2me que le v\u00eet fait tant\u00f4t na\u00eetre et tant\u00f4t mourir,
\nEt, si c\u2019\u00e9tait possible,
\nNe me laisse pas hors de la motte tes couillons,
\nHeureux t\u00e9moins de notre plaisir.<\/p>\n

vl\u00a0 tr\u00a0 s. caudato, genre presque inconnu du sonnet fran\u00e7ais<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Alcide Bonneau (trad) Sonnets luxurieux de l\u2019Ar\u00e9tin Sonnet I – Foutons-nous, mon \u00e2me, foutons-nous dare-dare, Puisque pour foutre nous sommes tous n\u00e9s\u00a0; Si tu adores le vit, moi j\u2019aime le con, Le monde serait un rien qui vaille sans cela. Et si post mortem il \u00e9tait permis de foutre, Je te dirais\u00a0: Foutons jusques … Continuer la lecture de – Foutons-nous, mon \u00e2me, foutons-nous dare-dare, \u2014 1882 (13)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1357,1319,1137,1292],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-malh","category-caudato","category-tr-traduction","category-vl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2998"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10834,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions\/10834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}