{"id":3026,"date":"2011-02-09T08:35:34","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T08:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=3026"},"modified":"2011-02-22T08:31:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T08:31:00","slug":"1883-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/09\/1883-5\/","title":{"rendered":"– \u00a0\u00bb Nous avons l’arme \u00e0 feu, le rasoir tr\u00e8s coupant,\u2014 1883 (5)"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Maurice Rollinat<\/strong> – Les N\u00e9vroses<\/em><\/p>\n

Le Magasin de suicides
\n<\/span>
\n– \u00a0\u00bb Nous avons l’arme \u00e0 feu, le rasoir tr\u00e8s coupant,
\nLa foudre \u00e0 bon march\u00e9, l’asphyxiant chimique
\n(Et l’on a, je vous jure, une \u00e9trange mimique
\nQuand on s’est mis au cou cette corde qui pend!),<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00bb Les poisons de la fleur, de l’herbe et du serpent,
\nLe curare indien, la mouche anatomique,
\nLe perfide nectar au suc de noix vomique
\nQui fait qu’on se tortille et qu’on meurt en rampant.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Tous les engins de mort et d’autres que je passe,
\nNous les garantissons! Mais, dit-il \u00e0 voix basse,
\nBien qu’ils soient aujourd’hui d’un emploi consacr\u00e9,<\/p>\n

Il en est encore un, le meilleur et le pire
\nQue vous enseigneront pour un prix mod\u00e9r\u00e9,
\nMademoiselle Pieuvre et Madame Vampire.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Q15 – T14 – banv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Maurice Rollinat – Les N\u00e9vroses Le Magasin de suicides – \u00a0\u00bb Nous avons l’arme \u00e0 feu, le rasoir tr\u00e8s coupant, La foudre \u00e0 bon march\u00e9, l’asphyxiant chimique (Et l’on a, je vous jure, une \u00e9trange mimique Quand on s’est mis au cou cette corde qui pend!), \u00a0\u00bb Les poisons de la fleur, de l’herbe … Continuer la lecture de – \u00a0\u00bb Nous avons l’arme \u00e0 feu, le rasoir tr\u00e8s coupant,\u2014 1883 (5)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1265,1097,1118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banv","category-q15","category-t14-ccd-ede"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3026"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8578,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3026\/revisions\/8578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}