{"id":3115,"date":"2011-02-09T09:46:06","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T09:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=3115"},"modified":"2011-02-22T17:31:35","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T17:31:35","slug":"1884-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/09\/1884-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Voici la chose! c&rsquo;est un couple de lourdauds, \u2014 1884 (5)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; <strong>Jean Richepin<\/strong> &#8211;<em> Les blasph\u00e8mes<\/em> &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Tes p\u00e8re et m\u00e8re &#8230;.<br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\nVoici la chose! c&rsquo;est un couple de lourdauds,<br \/>\nPaysans, ouvriers, au cuir \u00e9pais, que gerce<br \/>\nLe noir travail; ou bien, des <em>gens dans le commerce<\/em>,<br \/>\nLe monsieur \u00e0 faux-col et la vierge \u00e0 bandeaux.<\/p>\n<p>Mais, quels qu&rsquo;ils soient, voici la chose! les rideaux<br \/>\nSont tir\u00e9s. L&rsquo;homme, sur la femme \u00e0 la renverse,<br \/>\nLui bave entre les dents, lui met le ventre en perce.<br \/>\nLeurs corps, de par la loi, font la b\u00eate \u00e0 deux dos.<\/p>\n<p>Et c&rsquo;est \u00e7a que le pr\u00eatre a b\u00eani! \u00e7a qu&rsquo;on nomme<br \/>\nUn saint myst\u00e8re! et c&rsquo;est de \u00e7a qu&rsquo;il sort un homme!<br \/>\nEt vous voulez me voir \u00e0 genoux devant \u00e7a!<\/p>\n<p>Des <em>p\u00e8re et m\u00e8re<\/em>, \u00e7a! c&rsquo;est \u00e7a que l&rsquo;on r\u00e9v\u00e8re!<br \/>\nAllons donc! on est fils du hasard qui lan\u00e7a<br \/>\nUn spermatozo\u00efde aveugle dans l&rsquo;ovaire.<\/p>\n<p>Q15 &#8211; T14 &#8211; banv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Jean Richepin &#8211; Les blasph\u00e8mes &#8211; Tes p\u00e8re et m\u00e8re &#8230;. Voici la chose! c&rsquo;est un couple de lourdauds, Paysans, ouvriers, au cuir \u00e9pais, que gerce Le noir travail; ou bien, des gens dans le commerce, Le monsieur \u00e0 faux-col et la vierge \u00e0 bandeaux. Mais, quels qu&rsquo;ils soient, voici la chose! les rideaux &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/09\/1884-5\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Voici la chose! c&rsquo;est un couple de lourdauds, \u2014 1884 (5)<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1265,1097,1118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banv","category-q15","category-t14-ccd-ede"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3115"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8612,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3115\/revisions\/8612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}