{"id":3688,"date":"2011-02-10T01:37:48","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T01:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=3688"},"modified":"2011-03-06T17:04:06","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T17:04:06","slug":"1890-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/10\/1890-31\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019homme, plus malheureux que le porc ou le veau, \u2014 1890 (31)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; <strong>Alfred Ruffin<\/strong> <em>Po\u00e8mes vari\u00e9s et nouveaux chants<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Philanthropophagie<br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\nL\u2019homme, plus malheureux que le porc ou le veau,<br \/>\nLe poulet qu\u2019on engraisse ou le li\u00e8vre qui broute,<br \/>\nSe voit, d\u00e8s qu\u2019il est mort, scell\u00e9 sous une vo\u00fbte<br \/>\nO\u00f9 tout son corps pourrit jusqu\u2019au dernier lambeau.<\/p>\n<p>Combien j\u2019aimerais mieux, d\u00e9pouill\u00e9 de ma peau,<br \/>\nBien coup\u00e9, devenir un civet qui rago\u00fbte,<br \/>\nOu plut\u00f4t en p\u00e2t\u00e9 dormir dans une cro\u00fbte,<br \/>\nQui des cercueils serait, \u00e0 mon gr\u00e9, le plus beau\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Ainsi, du corbillard narguant les tristes planches,<br \/>\nAux horreurs du tombeau j\u2019\u00e9chapperais par tranches,<br \/>\nArros\u00e9 de bon vin et de fine liqueur,<\/p>\n<p>Et, d\u2019un repas joyeux appr\u00e9ciant l\u2019aubaine,<br \/>\nLes amis qui, vivant, me portaient dans leur coeur,<br \/>\nS\u2019en iraient me portant, charm\u00e9s, dans leur bedaine.<\/p>\n<p>Q15\u00a0 T14<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Alfred Ruffin Po\u00e8mes vari\u00e9s et nouveaux chants Philanthropophagie L\u2019homme, plus malheureux que le porc ou le veau, Le poulet qu\u2019on engraisse ou le li\u00e8vre qui broute, Se voit, d\u00e8s qu\u2019il est mort, scell\u00e9 sous une vo\u00fbte O\u00f9 tout son corps pourrit jusqu\u2019au dernier lambeau. Combien j\u2019aimerais mieux, d\u00e9pouill\u00e9 de ma peau, Bien coup\u00e9, devenir &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/10\/1890-31\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">L\u2019homme, plus malheureux que le porc ou le veau, \u2014 1890 (31)<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1265,1097,1118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banv","category-q15","category-t14-ccd-ede"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3688"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9798,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688\/revisions\/9798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}