{"id":3959,"date":"2011-02-10T10:18:48","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T10:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=3959"},"modified":"2011-02-23T10:17:31","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T10:17:31","slug":"1894-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/10\/1894-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Le vieux monsieur, pour prendre une douche ascendante, \u2014 1894 (4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; <strong>Laurent Tailhade<\/strong> &#8211; <em>Au pays du Mufle<\/em> &#8211; (ed.1920)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Hydroth\u00e9rapie<br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\nLe vieux monsieur, pour prendre une douche ascendante,<br \/>\nA couronn\u00e9 son chef d&rsquo;un casque d&rsquo;hidalgo<br \/>\nQui malgr\u00e9 sa bedaine ample et son lumbago,<br \/>\nLui donne un certain air de famille avec Dante.<\/p>\n<p>Ainsi ses membres gourds et sa vert\u00e8bre \u00e0 point<br \/>\nTraversent l&rsquo;appareil des tuyaux et des lances,<br \/>\nTandis que des masseurs tout gonfl\u00e9s d&rsquo;insolences,<br \/>\nFrottent au gant de crin son dos o\u00f9 l&rsquo;acn\u00e9 point.<\/p>\n<p>Oh! l&rsquo;eau froide! Oh! la bonne et rare panac\u00e9e<br \/>\nQui, seule, raffermit la charpente lass\u00e9e<br \/>\nEt le protoplasma des s\u00e9nateurs pesants!<\/p>\n<p>Voici que, dans la rue, au sortir de la douche,<br \/>\nLe vieux monsieur qu&rsquo;on sait un magistrat farouche<br \/>\nTient des propos grivois aux filles de douze ans.<\/p>\n<p>Q63 &#8211; T15<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Laurent Tailhade &#8211; Au pays du Mufle &#8211; (ed.1920) Hydroth\u00e9rapie Le vieux monsieur, pour prendre une douche ascendante, A couronn\u00e9 son chef d&rsquo;un casque d&rsquo;hidalgo Qui malgr\u00e9 sa bedaine ample et son lumbago, Lui donne un certain air de famille avec Dante. Ainsi ses membres gourds et sa vert\u00e8bre \u00e0 point Traversent l&rsquo;appareil des &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/10\/1894-4\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le vieux monsieur, pour prendre une douche ascendante, \u2014 1894 (4)<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1102,1119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-q63","category-t15-ccd-eed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3959"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8883,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions\/8883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}