{"id":5511,"date":"2011-02-14T08:05:15","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T08:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=5511"},"modified":"2011-03-11T08:14:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T08:14:02","slug":"1931-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/14\/1931-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma vie a son secret, mon ventre a son myst\u00e8re! \u2014 1931 (4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Albert Bouckaert<\/strong> <em>Pastiches et parodies du sonnet d&rsquo;Arvers<\/em> in <em>Revue Belge<\/em> 15 mars 1931<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <strong>Edmond Picard<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Ma vie a son secret, mon ventre a son myst\u00e8re!<br \/>\nUn mal constipatoire en un banquet venu<br \/>\nL&rsquo;acc\u00e8s est sans rem\u00e8de, aussi j&rsquo;ai d\u00fb le taire<br \/>\nEt les pharmaciens n&rsquo;en ont jamais rien su.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e9las! J&rsquo;aurai pass\u00e9 pr\u00e8s d&rsquo;eux inaper\u00e7u,<br \/>\nToujours \u00e0 leurs c\u00f4t\u00e9s et pourtant sans clyst\u00e8re.<br \/>\nEt j&rsquo;aurai jusqu&rsquo;au bout fait mon temps sur la terre,<br \/>\nN&rsquo;osant rien demander et n&rsquo;ayant rien re\u00e7u.<\/p>\n<p>Mais eux, quoique le sort leur fit l&rsquo;oreille tendre,<br \/>\nIls feront leur m\u00e9tier lucratif, sans entendre<br \/>\nLe bruit de ma colique \u00e9lev\u00e9 sur leurs pas.<\/p>\n<p>A l&rsquo;aust\u00e8re Codex, incessamment fid\u00e8les,<br \/>\nIls diront, en lisant ces vers priv\u00e9s de selles;<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00bb Qui fut ce constip\u00e9?\u00a0\u00bb mais ne le sauront pas.<\/p>\n<p>Q10 &#8211; T15 &#8211; arv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Albert Bouckaert Pastiches et parodies du sonnet d&rsquo;Arvers in Revue Belge 15 mars 1931 &#8211; Edmond Picard: Ma vie a son secret, mon ventre a son myst\u00e8re! Un mal constipatoire en un banquet venu L&rsquo;acc\u00e8s est sans rem\u00e8de, aussi j&rsquo;ai d\u00fb le taire Et les pharmaciens n&rsquo;en ont jamais rien su. H\u00e9las! J&rsquo;aurai pass\u00e9 pr\u00e8s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/14\/1931-4\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ma vie a son secret, mon ventre a son myst\u00e8re! \u2014 1931 (4)<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1357,1254,1148,1119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-malh","category-arv","category-q10-abab-baab","category-t15-ccd-eed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5511"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10353,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5511\/revisions\/10353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}