{"id":5570,"date":"2011-02-14T09:22:08","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T09:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=5570"},"modified":"2011-03-11T07:56:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T07:56:37","slug":"1933-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/14\/1933-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Je n\u2019aime pas les dards trop maigres pour ma motte, \u2014 1933 (8)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211;\u00a0<strong>?<\/strong> <em>La guirlande de Priape<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Une compliqu\u00e9e<\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><br \/>\n<\/span>Je n\u2019aime pas les dards trop maigres pour ma motte,<br \/>\nJe n\u2019aime pas t\u00eater les bites bandant mou,<br \/>\nQui tirent \u00e0 regret un pauvre petit coup,<br \/>\nJe n\u2019aime pas non plus les langues de gougnotte.<\/p>\n<p>Me branloter moi-m\u00eame en allant aux chiottes,<br \/>\nOu me faire bouffer goulument les deux trous<br \/>\nPar le klebs bien dress\u00e9 du voisin d\u2019en-dessous,<br \/>\nOu me planter au cul une froide carotte,<\/p>\n<p>Ca ne me dit plus rien. J\u2019aime boire \u00e0 longs traits<br \/>\nD\u2019un polard formidable et raidi le jus frais,<br \/>\nPendant qu\u2019un autre vit masturbe mes t\u00e9tons,<\/p>\n<p>Et me baise en nichons. Mais pour que j\u2019\u00e9jacule,<br \/>\nIl faut qu\u2019en m\u00eame temps on l\u00e8che mon bouton,<br \/>\nEt qu\u2019un troisi\u00e8me vit, jusqu\u2019aux burnes m\u2019encule<\/p>\n<p>Q15\u00a0 T14 &#8211; banv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211;\u00a0? La guirlande de Priape Une compliqu\u00e9e Je n\u2019aime pas les dards trop maigres pour ma motte, Je n\u2019aime pas t\u00eater les bites bandant mou, Qui tirent \u00e0 regret un pauvre petit coup, Je n\u2019aime pas non plus les langues de gougnotte. Me branloter moi-m\u00eame en allant aux chiottes, Ou me faire bouffer goulument les &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/14\/1933-8\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Je n\u2019aime pas les dards trop maigres pour ma motte, \u2014 1933 (8)<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1357,1265,1097,1118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-malh","category-banv","category-q15","category-t14-ccd-ede"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5570"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10343,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5570\/revisions\/10343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}