{"id":5590,"date":"2011-02-14T09:36:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T09:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=5590"},"modified":"2011-03-11T07:54:27","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T07:54:27","slug":"1934-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/14\/1934-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Quand le docteur lui dit: \u00ab\u00a0Monsieur, c&rsquo;est la v\u00e9role \u2014 1934 (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 <strong>Georges Fourest<\/strong> <em>Le g\u00e9ranium ovipare<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Un homme <\/span><br \/>\nJustum et tenacem propositi virum (Horace)<br \/>\nG\u00e9mir, pleurer, prier est \u00e9galement\u00a0 l\u00e2che (Alfred de Vigny)<\/p>\n<p>Quand le docteur lui dit: \u00ab\u00a0Monsieur, c&rsquo;est la v\u00e9role<br \/>\nindiscutablement! \u00ab\u00a0, quand il fut convaincu<br \/>\nsans pouvoir en douter qu&rsquo;il \u00e9tait bien cocu<br \/>\nl&rsquo;Homme n&rsquo;articula pas la moindre parole.<\/p>\n<p>Quand il r\u00e9alisa que sa chemise ultime<br \/>\nEt son pantalon bleu par un trou laissaient voir<br \/>\nSa fesse gauche et quand il sut que vingt centimes<br \/>\n(oh! pas m\u00eame cinq sous!) faisaient tout son avoir<\/p>\n<p>il ne s&rsquo;arracha pas les cheveux, \u00e9tant chauve,<br \/>\nil ne murmura point: \u00ab\u00a0Que le bon Dieu me sauve!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nne se poignarda pas comme e\u00fbt fait un Romain,<\/p>\n<p>sans pleurer, sans g\u00e9mir, sans donner aucun signe<br \/>\nd&rsquo;un veule d\u00e9sespoir, calme, simple, tr\u00e8s-digne<br \/>\nil pronon\u00e7a le nom de l&rsquo;excr\u00e9ment humain.<\/p>\n<p>Q62 &#8211; T15<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Georges Fourest Le g\u00e9ranium ovipare Un homme Justum et tenacem propositi virum (Horace) G\u00e9mir, pleurer, prier est \u00e9galement\u00a0 l\u00e2che (Alfred de Vigny) Quand le docteur lui dit: \u00ab\u00a0Monsieur, c&rsquo;est la v\u00e9role indiscutablement! \u00ab\u00a0, quand il fut convaincu sans pouvoir en douter qu&rsquo;il \u00e9tait bien cocu l&rsquo;Homme n&rsquo;articula pas la moindre parole. Quand il r\u00e9alisa &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/14\/1934-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Quand le docteur lui dit: \u00ab\u00a0Monsieur, c&rsquo;est la v\u00e9role \u2014 1934 (2)<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1357,1196,1119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-malh","category-q62-abba-abab","category-t15-ccd-eed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5590"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10339,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590\/revisions\/10339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}