{"id":5949,"date":"2011-02-15T01:38:28","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T01:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/?p=5949"},"modified":"2011-03-10T08:07:25","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T08:07:25","slug":"1953-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/2011\/02\/15\/1953-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Gendarme n’a pas la v\u00e9nust\u00e9 friponne \u2014 1953 (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Luc Etienne<\/strong> – Triptykhon <\/em>–<\/p>\n

II – APOLOGIE DE LA GENDARMERIE
\nBeaut\u00e9s morales et physiques du Gendarme<\/p>\n

Le Gendarme n’a pas la v\u00e9nust\u00e9 friponne
\nDe la fille de bar sur son grand tabouret
\nMais son c\u0153ur est plus blanc que le blanc minaret
\nL’Aiguillon du Devoir sans cesse le harponne<\/p>\n

Son \u0153il intelligent a l’\u00e9clat du carbone
\nSon nez est plus subtil que le nez du furet
\nGr\u00e2ce \u00e0 lui nul bandit n’\u00e9chappe au couperet
\nEt le son de sa voix semble un m\u00e2le trombone<\/p>\n

Il garde la Vertu, surveille l’urinoir
\nO\u00f9 l’ignoble voyou, tirant son entonnoir
\nCherche \u00e0 jeter le trouble au c\u0153ur de la bigote<\/p>\n

La Pucelle l’admire et d’un doigt fourrageur
\nSoulevant prestement son ample redingote
\nJette sur sa culotte un regard voltigeur<\/p>\n

Q15 – T14\u00a0 bouts-rim\u00e9s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Luc Etienne – Triptykhon – II – APOLOGIE DE LA GENDARMERIE Beaut\u00e9s morales et physiques du Gendarme Le Gendarme n’a pas la v\u00e9nust\u00e9 friponne De la fille de bar sur son grand tabouret Mais son c\u0153ur est plus blanc que le blanc minaret L’Aiguillon du Devoir sans cesse le harponne Son \u0153il intelligent a … Continuer la lecture de Le Gendarme n’a pas la v\u00e9nust\u00e9 friponne \u2014 1953 (2)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1357,1297,1265,1097,1118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-malh","category-b-rim","category-banv","category-q15","category-t14-ccd-ede"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5949"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10279,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5949\/revisions\/10279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.oulipo.net\/qc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}